| 2034 |
You are what you believe yourself to be. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2033 |
People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2032 |
Now that she had nothing to lose, she was free. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2031 |
But love is always new. Regardless of whether we love once, twice, or a dozen ti |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2030 |
When we meet someone and fall in love, we have a sense that the whole universe i |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2029 |
Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2028 |
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twi |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2027 |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do anything in creation. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2026 |
When you find your path, you must not be afraid. You need to have sufficient cou |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2025 |
Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2023 |
Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. A |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2022 |
If I am really a part of your dream, you'll come back one day. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2021 |
When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I f |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2020 |
A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2019 |
We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2018 |
The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2017 |
Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2016 |
Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2015 |
Everything tells me that I am about to make a wrong decision, but making mistake |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2014 |
When someone leaves, it's because someone else is about to arrive. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2013 |
God only rarely reveals the future. When he does so, it is for one reason: it's |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2012 |
No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the histor |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2011 |
Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2010 |
If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2009 |
Haven't you learned anything, not even with the approach of death? Stop thinking |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2008 |
The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2007 |
When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to b |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2006 |
Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the wo |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2005 |
There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of fa |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2004 |
So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2003 |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting. |
Paulo Coelho |
| 2002 |
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And t |
George Carlin |
| 2001 |
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. |
George Carlin |
| 2000 |
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really s |
George Carlin |
| 1999 |
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. |
George Carlin |
| 1998 |
It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budg |
George Carlin |
| 1997 |
I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get ol |
George Carlin |
| 1996 |
Religion is just mind control. |
George Carlin |
| 1995 |
Think of how it all started: America was founded by slave owners who informed us |
George Carlin |
| 1994 |
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof |
George Carlin |
| 1993 |
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cr |
George Carlin |
| 1992 |
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough mone |
George Carlin |
| 1991 |
You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasiona |
George Carlin |
| 1990 |
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scatte |
George Carlin |
| 1989 |
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people t |
George Carlin |
| 1988 |
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. |
George Carlin |
| 1987 |
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. |
George Carlin |
| 1986 |
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each othe |
George Carlin |
| 1985 |
And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling. |
George Carlin |
| 1983 |
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. |
George Carlin |
| 1981 |
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn& |
George Carlin |
| 1980 |
It's never just a game when you're winning. |
George Carlin |
| 1979 |
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have p |
George Carlin |
| 1978 |
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave |
George Carlin |
| 1977 |
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. |
George Carlin |
| 1976 |
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. |
George Carlin |
| 1975 |
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: We are the proud parents of |
George Carlin |
| 1974 |
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. |
George Carlin |
| 1972 |
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Pl |
George Carlin |
| 1971 |
Everyone smiles in the same language. |
George Carlin |
| 1970 |
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? |
George Carlin |
| 1968 |
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who |
George Carlin |
| 1967 |
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. |
George Carlin |
| 1966 |
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in sch |
George Carlin |
| 1965 |
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, |
George Carlin |
| 1964 |
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what t |
George Carlin |
| 1963 |
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. |
George Carlin |
| 1962 |
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? |
George Carlin |
| 1961 |
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will |
George Carlin |
| 1960 |
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chick |
George Carlin |
| 1959 |
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be |
George Carlin |
| 1958 |
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike so |
George Carlin |
| 1957 |
When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If y |
George Carlin |
| 1956 |
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the poi |
George Carlin |
| 1955 |
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing sectio |
George Carlin |
| 1954 |
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good a |
George Carlin |
| 1952 |
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. |
George Carlin |
| 1951 |
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. |
George Carlin |
| 1950 |
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
George Carlin |
| 1949 |
I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'Th |
George Carlin |
| 1948 |
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' |
George Carlin |
| 1946 |
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. |
George Carlin |
| 1945 |
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the c |
George Carlin |
| 1944 |
We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. S |
George Carlin |
| 1943 |
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. |
George Carlin |
| 1942 |
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make |
George Carlin |
| 1941 |
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider |
George Carlin |
| 1940 |
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It t |
George Carlin |
| 1939 |
I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. |
George Carlin |
| 1937 |
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls li |
George Carlin |
| 1936 |
Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that |
George Carlin |
| 1934 |
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to bel |
George Carlin |
| 1933 |
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. |
George Carlin |
| 1932 |
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid |
George Carlin |
| 1931 |
The planet is fine. The people are fucked. |
George Carlin |
| 1930 |
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyo |
George Carlin |
| 1929 |
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sk |
George Carlin |
| 1928 |
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. |
George Carlin |
| 1927 |
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked |
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. |
| 1926 |
The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which i |
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. |