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2034 You are what you believe yourself to be. Paulo Coelho
2033 People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of. Paulo Coelho
2032 Now that she had nothing to lose, she was free. Paulo Coelho
2031 But love is always new. Regardless of whether we love once, twice, or a dozen ti Paulo Coelho
2030 When we meet someone and fall in love, we have a sense that the whole universe i Paulo Coelho
2029 Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. Paulo Coelho
2028 Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twi Paulo Coelho
2027 This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do anything in creation. Paulo Coelho
2026 When you find your path, you must not be afraid. You need to have sufficient cou Paulo Coelho
2025 Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure. Paulo Coelho
2023 Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. A Paulo Coelho
2022 If I am really a part of your dream, you'll come back one day. Paulo Coelho
2021 When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I f Paulo Coelho
2020 A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be Paulo Coelho
2019 We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own Paulo Coelho
2018 The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can Paulo Coelho
2017 Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try Paulo Coelho
2016 Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, Paulo Coelho
2015 Everything tells me that I am about to make a wrong decision, but making mistake Paulo Coelho
2014 When someone leaves, it's because someone else is about to arrive. Paulo Coelho
2013 God only rarely reveals the future. When he does so, it is for one reason: it's Paulo Coelho
2012 No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the histor Paulo Coelho
2011 Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear Paulo Coelho
2010 If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. Paulo Coelho
2009 Haven't you learned anything, not even with the approach of death? Stop thinking Paulo Coelho
2008 The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times. Paulo Coelho
2007 When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to b Paulo Coelho
2006 Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the wo Paulo Coelho
2005 There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of fa Paulo Coelho
2004 So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. Paulo Coelho
2003 It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting. Paulo Coelho
2002 People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And t George Carlin
2001 There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. George Carlin
2000 Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really s George Carlin
1999 I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. George Carlin
1998 It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budg George Carlin
1997 I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get ol George Carlin
1996 Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
1995 Think of how it all started: America was founded by slave owners who informed us George Carlin
1994 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof George Carlin
1993 I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cr George Carlin
1992 Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough mone George Carlin
1991 You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasiona George Carlin
1990 Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scatte George Carlin
1989 Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people t George Carlin
1988 The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. George Carlin
1987 Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. George Carlin
1986 The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each othe George Carlin
1985 And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling. George Carlin
1983 I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. George Carlin
1981 If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn& George Carlin
1980 It's never just a game when you're winning. George Carlin
1979 People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have p George Carlin
1978 The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave George Carlin
1977 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin
1976 We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. George Carlin
1975 Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: We are the proud parents of George Carlin
1974 I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. George Carlin
1972 No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Pl George Carlin
1971 Everyone smiles in the same language. George Carlin
1970 Would a fly without wings be called a walk? George Carlin
1968 I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who George Carlin
1967 Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. George Carlin
1966 Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in sch George Carlin
1965 Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, George Carlin
1964 I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what t George Carlin
1963 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin
1962 Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? George Carlin
1961 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will George Carlin
1960 How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chick George Carlin
1959 I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be George Carlin
1958 I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike so George Carlin
1957 When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If y George Carlin
1956 People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the poi George Carlin
1955 Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing sectio George Carlin
1954 Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good a George Carlin
1952 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. George Carlin
1951 Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. George Carlin
1950 Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin
1949 I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'Th George Carlin
1948 I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' George Carlin
1946 Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. George Carlin
1945 I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the c George Carlin
1944 We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. S George Carlin
1943 May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin
1942 Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make George Carlin
1941 Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider George Carlin
1940 The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It t George Carlin
1939 I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. George Carlin
1937 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls li George Carlin
1936 Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that George Carlin
1934 That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to bel George Carlin
1933 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin
1932 Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid George Carlin
1931 The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin
1930 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyo George Carlin
1929 Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sk George Carlin
1928 Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. George Carlin
1927 Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
1926 The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which i Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
You are what you believe yourself to be. — Paulo Coelho
People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of. — Paulo Coelho
Now that she had nothing to lose, she was free. — Paulo Coelho
But love is always new. Regardless of whether we love once, twice, or a dozen ti — Paulo Coelho
When we meet someone and fall in love, we have a sense that the whole universe i — Paulo Coelho
Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. — Paulo Coelho
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twi — Paulo Coelho
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do anything in creation. — Paulo Coelho
When you find your path, you must not be afraid. You need to have sufficient cou — Paulo Coelho
Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure. — Paulo Coelho
Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. A — Paulo Coelho
If I am really a part of your dream, you'll come back one day. — Paulo Coelho
When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I f — Paulo Coelho
A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be — Paulo Coelho
We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own — Paulo Coelho
The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can — Paulo Coelho
Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try — Paulo Coelho
Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, — Paulo Coelho
Everything tells me that I am about to make a wrong decision, but making mistake — Paulo Coelho
When someone leaves, it's because someone else is about to arrive. — Paulo Coelho
God only rarely reveals the future. When he does so, it is for one reason: it's — Paulo Coelho
No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the histor — Paulo Coelho
Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear — Paulo Coelho
If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. — Paulo Coelho
Haven't you learned anything, not even with the approach of death? Stop thinking — Paulo Coelho
The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times. — Paulo Coelho
When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to b — Paulo Coelho
Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the wo — Paulo Coelho
There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of fa — Paulo Coelho
So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. — Paulo Coelho
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting. — Paulo Coelho
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And t — George Carlin
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. — George Carlin
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really s — George Carlin
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin
It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budg — George Carlin
I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get ol — George Carlin
Religion is just mind control. — George Carlin
Think of how it all started: America was founded by slave owners who informed us — George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof — George Carlin
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cr — George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough mone — George Carlin
You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasiona — George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scatte — George Carlin
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people t — George Carlin
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. — George Carlin
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. — George Carlin
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each othe — George Carlin
And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling. — George Carlin
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. — George Carlin
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn& — George Carlin
It's never just a game when you're winning. — George Carlin
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have p — George Carlin
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave — George Carlin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. — George Carlin
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: We are the proud parents of — George Carlin
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. — George Carlin
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Pl — George Carlin
Everyone smiles in the same language. — George Carlin
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? — George Carlin
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who — George Carlin
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. — George Carlin
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in sch — George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, — George Carlin
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what t — George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. — George Carlin
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? — George Carlin
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will — George Carlin
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chick — George Carlin
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be — George Carlin
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike so — George Carlin
When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If y — George Carlin
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the poi — George Carlin
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing sectio — George Carlin
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good a — George Carlin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. — George Carlin
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. — George Carlin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. — George Carlin
I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'Th — George Carlin
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' — George Carlin
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. — George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the c — George Carlin
We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. S — George Carlin
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. — George Carlin
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make — George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider — George Carlin
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It t — George Carlin
I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. — George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls li — George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that — George Carlin
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to bel — George Carlin
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — George Carlin
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid — George Carlin
The planet is fine. The people are fucked. — George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyo — George Carlin
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sk — George Carlin
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. — George Carlin
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which i — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.