The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.Albert Einstein
Today's Quotes
- How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being
- Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
- Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
- The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
- I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.