| 1711 |
If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the d |
David Sedaris |
| 1710 |
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going |
Helen Keller |
| 1709 |
Four things to learn in life: To think clearly without hurry or confusion; To lo |
Helen Keller |
| 1708 |
I believe that God is in me as the sun is in the colour and fragrance of a flowe |
Helen Keller |
| 1707 |
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed an uncharted land |
Helen Keller |
| 1706 |
So long as you can sweeten another's pain, life is not in vain. |
Helen Keller |
| 1705 |
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our li |
Helen Keller |
| 1704 |
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not att |
Helen Keller |
| 1703 |
What I'm looking for is not out there, it is in me. |
Helen Keller |
| 1702 |
People don’t like to think, if one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Con |
Helen Keller |
| 1701 |
Change: A bend in the road is not the end of the road…Unless you fail to |
Helen Keller |
| 1700 |
Literature is my Utopia |
Helen Keller |
| 1699 |
Happiness does not come from without, it comes from within |
Helen Keller |
| 1698 |
The best way out is always through |
Helen Keller |
| 1697 |
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement |
Helen Keller |
| 1696 |
We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world |
Helen Keller |
| 1695 |
The highest result of education is tolerance |
Helen Keller |
| 1694 |
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. |
Helen Keller |
| 1693 |
The most pathetic person in the world is some one who has sight but no vision. |
Helen Keller |
| 1692 |
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love de |
Helen Keller |
| 1691 |
Be of good cheer. Do not think of today's failures, but of the success that may |
Helen Keller |
| 1690 |
I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accompli |
Helen Keller |
| 1689 |
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it |
Helen Keller |
| 1688 |
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. |
Helen Keller |
| 1687 |
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of tria |
Helen Keller |
| 1686 |
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much |
Helen Keller |
| 1684 |
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. |
Helen Keller |
| 1683 |
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. |
Helen Keller |
| 1682 |
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. |
Helen Keller |
| 1681 |
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light. |
Helen Keller |
| 1680 |
People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good thin |
Lemony Snicket |
| 1679 |
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another. |
Lemony Snicket |
| 1676 |
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. |
Mae West |
| 1675 |
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. |
Mae West |
| 1673 |
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile. |
Mae West |
| 1672 |
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes. |
Mae West |
| 1671 |
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men. |
Mae West |
| 1670 |
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. |
Mae West |
| 1669 |
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. |
Mae West |
| 1668 |
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. |
Mae West |
| 1667 |
Sex is an emotion in motion. |
Mae West |
| 1666 |
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. |
Mae West |
| 1665 |
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it |
Mae West |
| 1664 |
He who hesitates is a damned fool. |
Mae West |
| 1663 |
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you |
Mae West |
| 1661 |
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right |
Mae West |
| 1660 |
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder |
Mae West |
| 1659 |
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy R |
Mae West |
| 1658 |
To err is human - but it feels divine. |
Mae West |
| 1657 |
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. |
Mae West |
| 1656 |
You are never too old to become younger! |
Mae West |
| 1655 |
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach th |
Mae West |
| 1654 |
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love. |
Mae West |
| 1653 |
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
Mae West |
| 1652 |
I've been things and seen places. |
Mae West |
| 1651 |
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. |
Mae West |
| 1650 |
The curve is more powerful than the sword. |
Mae West |
| 1649 |
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do |
Mae West |
| 1648 |
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. |
Mae West |
| 1647 |
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up. |
Mae West |
| 1646 |
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
MAE WEST: I was doin' |
Mae West |
| 1645 |
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. |
Mae West |
| 1644 |
I've been in more laps than a napkin. |
Mae West |
| 1643 |
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. |
Mae West |
| 1642 |
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. |
Mae West |
| 1641 |
A man’s kiss is his signature. |
Mae West |
| 1640 |
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting |
Mae West |
| 1639 |
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. |
Mae West |
| 1638 |
No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most. |
Mae West |
| 1637 |
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. |
Mae West |
| 1636 |
When women go wrong, men go right after them. |
Mae West |
| 1635 |
The score never interested me, only the game. |
Mae West |
| 1634 |
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde. |
Mae West |
| 1633 |
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. |
Mae West |
| 1632 |
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own ficti |
Mae West |
| 1631 |
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. |
Mae West |
| 1630 |
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. |
Mae West |
| 1628 |
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful! |
Mae West |
| 1627 |
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. |
Mae West |
| 1625 |
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. |
Mae West |
| 1623 |
It is better to be looked over than overlooked. |
Mae West |
| 1622 |
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else |
Mae West |
| 1621 |
I use to be Snow White, but I drifted. |
Mae West |
| 1620 |
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present |
Mae West |
| 1619 |
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. |
Mae West |
| 1618 |
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better hav |
Mae West |
| 1616 |
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. |
Mae West |
| 1615 |
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. |
Mae West |
| 1613 |
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. |
Mae West |
| 1612 |
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. |
Mae West |
| 1611 |
It’s better to be wrong than to be vague. |
Freeman Dyson |
| 1610 |
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1609 |
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1608 |
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sig |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1607 |
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more cl |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1606 |
I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before y |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1605 |
Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is th |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1603 |
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1602 |
The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate dese |
C.S. Lewis |
| 1601 |
It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We a |
C.S. Lewis |