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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Author object (124)

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Author object (553)

I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving - we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it - but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor. - Author object (553)

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes a life worth living. - Author object (553)

The books we read should be chosen with great care, that they may be, as an Egyptian king wrote over his library,'The medicines of the soul." - Author object (553)

The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which it suggests; just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones but in the echoes of our hearts. - Author object (553)

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked - Author object (553)

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - Author object (142)

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. - Author object (142)

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - Author object (142)

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - Author object (142)

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - Author object (142)

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - Author object (142)

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. - Author object (142)

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. - Author object (142)

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - Author object (142)

I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. - Author object (142)

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm. - Author object (142)

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - Author object (142)

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. - Author object (142)