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History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. - Author object (24)

I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up! - Author object (24)

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Author object (24)

When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved. - Author object (24)

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over. - Author object (24)

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion. - Author object (24)

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt. - Author object (24)

Write what you know. - Author object (24)

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Author object (24)

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Author object (24)

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Author object (24)

The lack of money is the root of all evil. - Author object (24)

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. - Author object (24)

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't. - Author object (24)

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Author object (24)

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Author object (24)

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Author object (24)

It is easier to stay out than to get out. - Author object (24)

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice. - Author object (24)

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. - Author object (24)