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Familiarity breeds contempt and children. - Author object (24)

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Author object (24)

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with. - Author object (24)

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Author object (24)

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Author object (24)

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech. - Author object (24)

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any. - Author object (24)

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. - Author object (24)

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. - Author object (24)

It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them. - Author object (24)

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - Author object (24)

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime. - Author object (24)

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Author object (24)

Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. - Author object (24)

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Author object (24)

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Author object (24)

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. - Author object (24)

The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. - Author object (24)

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. - Author object (24)

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. - Author object (24)