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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear. - Author object (24)

Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. - Author object (24)

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. - Author object (24)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Author object (24)

The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself. - Author object (24)

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. - Author object (24)

Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. - Author object (24)

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. - Author object (24)

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. - Author object (24)

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. - Author object (24)

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. - Author object (24)

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Author object (24)

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Author object (24)

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian. - Author object (24)

Write without pay until somebody offers to pay. - Author object (24)

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Author object (24)

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it. - Author object (24)

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. - Author object (24)

Distance lends enchantment to the view. - Author object (24)

great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great. - Author object (24)