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Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. - Author object (425)

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. - Author object (425)

I've been in more laps than a napkin. - Author object (425)

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. - Author object (425)

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it. - Author object (425)

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up. - Author object (425)

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. - Author object (425)

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? - Author object (425)

The curve is more powerful than the sword. - Author object (425)

Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. - Author object (425)

I've been things and seen places. - Author object (425)

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Author object (425)

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love. - Author object (425)

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. - Author object (425)

You are never too old to become younger! - Author object (425)

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. - Author object (425)

To err is human - but it feels divine. - Author object (425)

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag. - Author object (425)

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. - Author object (425)

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right! - Author object (425)