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We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. - Author object (426)

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Author object (292)

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. - Author object (410)

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. - Author object (471)

'We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. 'Even longer,' Pooh answered. - Author object (421)

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Author object (81)

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. - Author object (24)

Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other. - Author object (24)

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. - Author object (24)

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile. - Author object (24)

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Author object (24)

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. - Author object (24)

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Author object (24)

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Author object (24)

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help? - Author object (24)

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. - Author object (24)

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. - Author object (24)

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Author object (24)

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. - Author object (24)

There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked. - Author object (24)