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Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. - Author object (426)

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Author object (527)

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Author object (127)

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Author object (127)

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. - Author object (127)

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone. - Author object (127)

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it. - Author object (127)

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about. - Author object (127)

I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. - Author object (127)

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot! - Author object (127)

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. - Author object (127)

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature. - Author object (127)

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Author object (127)

Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn't that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you. - Author object (127)

I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made. - Author object (127)

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone. - Author object (127)

If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere. - Author object (127)

We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle. - Author object (127)

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. - Author object (127)

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. - Author object (127)