jayjayp

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Author object (447)

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Author object (447)

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it. - Author object (447)

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Author object (447)

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you. - Author object (447)

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Author object (447)

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. - Author object (447)

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Author object (447)

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Author object (447)

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Author object (447)

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Author object (124)

I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them. - Author object (124)

Every woman is a rebel. - Author object (124)

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Author object (124)

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Author object (124)

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Author object (124)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Author object (124)

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. - Author object (124)

No good deed goes unpunished. - Author object (124)

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Author object (124)