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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Author object (558)

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater. - Author object (558)

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. - Author object (558)

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer. - Author object (558)

The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just keep your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions. - Author object (558)

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. - Author object (558)

Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA) - Author object (558)

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. - Author object (558)

This world is your best teacher. There is a lesson in everything. There is a lesson in each experience. Learn it and become wise. Every failure is a stepping stone to success. Every difficulty or disappointment is a trial of your faith. Every unpleasant incident or temptation is a test of your inner strength. Therefore nil desperandum. March forward hero! - Author object (209)

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Author object (189)

‎The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore. - Author object (375)

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. - Author object (486)

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. - Author object (486)

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Author object (486)

There are some things so serious that you have to laugh at them. - Author object (486)

How wonderful that we have met with a paradox. Now we have some hope of making progress. - Author object (486)

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Author object (434)

When all is said and done, more is said than done. - Author object (434)

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Author object (434)

You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose. - Author object (434)