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We are all worms, But I do believe that I am a glow worm. - Author object (81)

We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities. - Author object (81)

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. - Author object (81)

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Author object (81)

For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use to be anything else. - Author object (81)

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. - Author object (81)

It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required. - Author object (81)

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Author object (81)

Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Author object (81)

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Author object (81)

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Author object (81)

Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. - Author object (81)

Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains. - Author object (81)

Never give in, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never Yield to a force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy. - Author object (81)

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Author object (81)

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. - Author object (81)

You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. - Author object (81)

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Author object (81)

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Author object (81)

To each there comes in their lifetime a special moment when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing, unique to them and fitted to their talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds them unprepared or unqualified for that which could have been their finest hour. - Author object (81)