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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. - Author object (149)

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward. - Author object (149)

And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. - Author object (149)

Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things. - Author object (149)

And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes. - Author object (149)

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected. - Author object (149)

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead. - Author object (149)

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. - Author object (149)

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. - Author object (149)

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind. - Author object (149)

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Author object (149)

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. - Author object (149)

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down. - Author object (149)

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. - Author object (149)

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Author object (149)

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. - Author object (149)

Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say? - Author object (149)

To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra - Author object (149)

I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on. - Author object (149)

If somebody says "I love you" to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? "I love you, too." - Author object (149)