Lewis Carroll's quote
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson ( /ˈtʃɑrlz ˈlʌtwɪdʒ ˈdɒdʒsən/ CHARLZ LUDT-wij DOJ-sən; 27 January 1832 – 14 January 1898), better known by the pseudonym Lewis Carroll (/ˈkærəl/ KARR-əl), was an English author, mathematician, logician, Anglican deacon and photographer. His most famous writings are Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and its sequel Through the Looking-Glass, as well as the poems "The Hunting of the Snark" and "Jabberwocky", all examples of the genre of literary nonsense. He is noted for his facility at word play, logic, and fantasy, and there are societies in many parts of the world (including the United Kingdom, Japan, the United States, and New Zealand) dedicated to the enjoyment and promotion of his works and the investigation of his life.
I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
Alice in Wonderland
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Alice in Wonderland
But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
The Children Of The New Forest
Curiouser and curiouser.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
Alice in Wonderland
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
Doorknob: Sorry. You're much too big. Simply impassable.
Alice: You mean impossible.
Door: No, I do mean impassible. <em>(chuckles)</em> Nothing's impossible!
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.
Alice in Wonderland
I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.
Alice in Wonderland
Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!"
Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland And Through The Looking Glass