humour
humour
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
The Salmon of Doubt
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
When I was your age, television was called books.
The Princess Bride
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
The Artist as Critic: Critical Writings of Oscar Wilde
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
The Salmon of Doubt
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here too after all the absurd things you've done since you left home.
The Fellowship of the Ring
Life, said Marvin dolefully, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy