Humor Quotes Collection




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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-07 (visit:715) - Douglas Adams The Salmon of Doubt humor
Stringio

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-10 (visit:628) - Billy Sunday Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words Which Have Won Thousands for Christ humor
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Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-10 (visit:746) - J.K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets humor
Stringio

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-11 (visit:661) - George Carlin humor
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Don't Panic.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-12 (visit:551) - Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-10 (visit:695) - Mark Twain humor