Humor Quotes Collection

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-07 (visit:726) - Douglas Adams The Salmon of Doubt humor

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-10 (visit:635) - Billy Sunday Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words Which Have Won Thousands for Christ humor

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-10 (visit:753) - J.K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets humor

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-11 (visit:666) - George Carlin humor

Don't Panic.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-12 (visit:557) - Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-10 (visit:718) - Mark Twain humor