humor


humor

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words Which Have Won Thousands for Christ
Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any. The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations
Don't Panic. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Curiouser and curiouser. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Do or do not; there is no try. (Yoda) Great science fiction film stories.