drinking

drinking

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Write drunk; edit sober.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host. The Collected Dorothy Parker
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.
After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.