I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I am too fond of reading books to care to write them.
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
A lion chased me up a tree, and I greatly enjoyed the view from the top.
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy to a friend.
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
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