If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Life is a series of surprises and would not be worth taking or keeping if it were not.
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