Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-16 (visit:561) - George Burns happiness humor
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
年を取るのは避けられないことであるが、老け込む必要はない、- ジョージ・バーンズQusmo Qusmo 2012-09-16 (visit:774) - George Burns
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.George Burns humor politics
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-16 (visit:655) - George Burns sex
Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-16 (visit:692) - George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-16 (visit:667) - George Burns life
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.Qusmo Qusmo 2012-09-16 (visit:570) - George Burns
George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996), born Naftaly Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer.
He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, film, radio, and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three quarters of a century. Beginning at the age of 79, Burns' career was resurrected as an amiable, beloved and unusually active old comedian, continuing to work until shortly before his death, in 1996, at the age of 100.